Dear Nobody because I have no followers because I never really generated any content for this website,
I downloaded the free thirty day trial of Adobe Flash CS6. That means I have 30 days to put together my first ever flash animation! The challenge begins now. Hopefully somebody other than me will enjoy the product.
VicariousE
You'd have to check the Flash forum, but I think you can just reinstall after it expires and will work again (might be CS5, idk).
Either way, I got a kick out of your spit n' balingwire approach, and hope to see more ludicrous stuff in the future - there's more than one way to skin a critter. Gave you a 3/5, not out of pity either :)